Nothing much doing today. Heading to some Podunk place called Waterloo.—N. Bonaparte
Why the long face?—Fred Gwynne
Why can’t anyone understand that it’s all relative?—A. Einstein
Follow me on Twitter and I’ll let you join my new church.—Henry VIII
Damneth hard to convey erudite thoughts with 140 characters. Screwith Twitter.—W. Shakespeare
The first 10,000 to follow me today get a free Cadillac.—Elvis
Thinking of a book about a pig and a spider who can talk. Nah, sounds crazy.—E.B. White
My parents are bugging me to get a real job and stop doodling all day.—Charles M. Schulz
Can’t find the right words, so I’m making them up as I go along.—Dr. Seuss
Got arrested for inciting a riot. Never underestimate the stupidity of the listening public.—Orson Welles
So I said to George Bush, read the book before you do anything rash.–Sun Tzu
I would have joined Twitter sooner if I had known it was free.–Jack Benny
break all the rules.—e.e. Cummings
Latest book rejected again. It’s about a boat that can travel under the sea.—Jules Verne
There is not one human problem that could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.—Gore Vidal
