
Part 1 of my series of “Tweets from the Deceased.” (A tweet has to be 140 characters or less.)
Working on my abhorrence of spiders. The only thing I have to fear is fear itself.—Churchill
Can’t do a damn thing with my hair this morning.—A. Einstein
Billie Jean is not my lover.—Michael Jackson
Took forever to get my steak. Told the waiter, do not ask for whom the bell tolls it tolls for thee.—Hemingway
Glenn Frey over to dinner earlier. I told him late at night this big old castle gets lonely.—Princess Di
Feeling a little blue. Maybe I’ll take a swim later.—Virginia Woolf
Got carded again today.—Dick Clark
Met a great broad last night. It’s almost like being in love.—Frank Sinatra
I am not afraid of greatness.—W. Shakespeare
I wanna dance with somebody, but I’m just too damn tired.—Whitney Houston
Someone stole my diary.—Marilyn Monroe
I often fool all of the people all of the time. That’s how I get things done.—A. Lincoln
Thinking of taking a road trip with my dog.—Steinbeck
Agent pitched a job to me today. Sit at a desk and talk to people. Doesn’t sound promising.—Johnny Carson
I wish I could just carry my stereo around with me.—Steve Jobs
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