Hi to all of you people behind this screen. Raven is in time out and our human is busy cleaning up the broken flower pot, so I thought I’d do a little solo blogging. Our human, Paulette, found out we posted “Raven & Daisy Learn How to Blog.” So now she is letting us be guest bloggers.
Just found this picture of me when I was a newborn. As you can see, I have been observing my human’s computer since I was a child.
Paulette came back last week after a 6 week writer’s retreat. She left us alone with Sven, our other human, who yelled at us in Swedish every day. We’re bilingual now. He thinks we don’t understand, but we know he is calling us little devils and he says we bug the wheat out of him.
Paulette betrayed us. She’s been in a cabin all this time writing—but she had two other cats with her. She says she was just watching them. And she said she loves us best. But there are foreign cat hairs all over her suitcase and clothes. They obviously sat on her lap for days on end. And they don’t even know how to blog. Plus they can’t speak two languages.
We have forgiven her, but she doesn’t need to know that. It’s getting us tons of extra snuggle time.
RAVEN! GET OFF THE KEYBOARD!
Raven is a big lug and his paws are huge. I’m the better typist. From now on, I’m doing all the talking.